donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via deftmegalodon)

queenoftheimps:

How Hannibal Season 1 Went:
Slow burn -> buildup -> buildup -> buildup so intense it hurts -> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT


How I Expected Hannibal Season 2 To Go:
Slow burn -> buildup -> buildup -> buildup so intense it hurts -> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

How Hannibal Season 2 Is Going:  
OH SHIT -> OH GOD FUCK -> FUCK  -> THEY’RE ALL DEAD -> THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE -> SHIT SHIT SHIT -> LEFT IS RIGHT UP IS DOWN FIRE AND EXPLOSIONS -> EVERYTHING IS BLOOD AND I’M COVERED IN BEES

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

You’d think liking characters would make you enjoy the show, but it doesn’t.

It just makes them dead.

List of petty revenge schemes to enact during therapy, by Will Graham

houndedingotham:

  1. Figure out which cologne Hannibal hates most. Bathe in it before all appointments.
  2. Put greasy lotion on hands and smear on leather chairs.
  3. Randomly rearrange books when Hannibal’s not looking.
  4. Step in dog shit. Surreptitiously wipe on conveniently located desk chair.
  5. "Accidentally" knock his…

meganmachine:

BUT THE REAL TRAGEDY IS THE LOSS OF WILL GRAHAMS CURLS

RIP CURLS
APRIL 4, 2013 - APRIL 11, 2014

cordeliassoliloquy:

Will is a lure. He’s made himself presentable, clean cut. He arrives on time, he resumes the therapy, the friendship. Hannibal lives for that, for order and perfection. Will is giving hannibal what he wants. Will is making himself shiny and irresistible, a new lure to catch an old fish.